Women's rights.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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