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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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