- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

whats long and black? a baton

there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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