- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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