Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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