Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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