Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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The Princess is in another castle

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. "Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister. "Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over." The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church. "That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either."

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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