If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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Pickles are moist.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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8===D

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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girls basketball

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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