Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Jack Stevens

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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