- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

ecks! why zee?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Poker? I barely even know her.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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