- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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