- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

mitchell palmer sucks

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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