- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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