- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Women's rights.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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