- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

batman has diarrhea

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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