- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

a black guy hates chicken.

womans having rights.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Equal rights!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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