My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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