- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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