- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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