- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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