Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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How about that airline food?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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knock knock... ...no answer

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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whats black? the colour

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Penis

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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