Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Mogok Papiti.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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69

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SUCK MY NUTS

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Women's rights

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Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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