- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

okay so theres this guy.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Penis chickens

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Womens rights.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

lewis=cardiac

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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