Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...