Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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