Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Why? Why not?

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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THe Election

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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