- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 9+10? 19

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

rent a cops

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