- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Women deserve equal rights.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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