- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Wait! hundred billions!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

ecks! why zee?

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