- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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