- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

women's rights.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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