Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Anti Joke

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