- Anti Joke

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.