Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Carrot fingers

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Anti Joke

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