- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

Your mom is so old she died

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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