guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

yolo your orange looks orange

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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