- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I'm so punny.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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