- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Your sex life.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Fine, ladies first.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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