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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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