- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

How about that airline food?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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