- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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