Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A blonde dies Lololol

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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