- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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