Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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