- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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