Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

justin beiber sucks

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

A paralysed man falls over.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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