- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

knock knock who's there? hope

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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