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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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