A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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