- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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