- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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