What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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