A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Drew Knowles is gay

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A jew enters a mall.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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