- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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