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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

when debbie meets downer

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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