There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

why do asprins work? Because they're white

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

But who would want to sell us out and why?

This is not funny.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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