A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

Anti Joke

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