- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kaite is dumb that is true

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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