A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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