- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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