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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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