- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

kennah campion when she talks

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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