Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A paralysed man falls over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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