- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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