- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Religion.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

What are annoying? Ads.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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