- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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