- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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