a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Penis.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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