- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

Lacrosse

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

France never surrender.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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