What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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45.

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black

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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