- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

What's big? Jupiter.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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