Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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