- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.