- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

I like the color potato.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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