- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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