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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

H o m o comes out as homo

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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