- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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