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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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