- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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