- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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