- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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