- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

kennah campion when she talks

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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