Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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